Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Listen up, buttercup. You know how chickens cross the road, right? Well, this chicken didn't have a choice 'cause someone stapled it to another chicken! I know, right? You probably staple your socks together. That's how dumb you are!