Animal jokes
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
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Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
The fucking cat!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.