Animal jokes
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
You are a fat pig.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!