What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
The fucking cat!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
