What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, you got this fancy pants violinist, right? Thinks he's all that with his little fiddle. And then you got a dog. A regular, flea-bitten mutt. The joke is, even a dog knows when to quit scratching, but the violinist just keeps sawing away, making awful noises. It's like, even the dog has better sense than the musician. Do you get it now? You better, I am getting hungry.