I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
Croc Pot Cooking
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real knee-slapper for us bears. The dude wanted to cook an alligator, right? But get this, he only had a "croc pot." See, it's funny 'cause "croc" is short for crocodile. Get it? You probably don't, you look like you still eat your boogers.