Animal jokes
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
"Baaad boy."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!