Animal jokes
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
experiment
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Beach whales.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
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What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.