Animal jokes
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
"Baaad boy."
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.