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Tickling an Octopus

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Octopus68
Animal3155

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Alright listen up, smartie. The joke is that octopuses have eight arms. So it takes ten tickles, get it? Because ten-tickles sounds like tentacles. You probably didn't get it because you're regarded as one of the least intelligent species on the planet. I am a bear of very little brain, and you make me feel smart.

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Do I want to ask why you chose one from 4 years ago? And fine I won't kill her

i broke up w/ her bc i was scared she was gonna break up w/ me

i wanted to marry her like we had planned

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nd i would be single 4 years to wait for him

he loves me nd is th enicest person ever

hes not like the uys ive dated that r inaporpite as hell

hes the person thats kept me aive

he stopped that 100 smthin days b4 it happened

nd yk i found a vape but drowned it

im not gonna lose his trust

i havent hurt myself or rarely have i wont km ever or do any drugs so i don't lose his trust

You two should get together and just have an LDR. Forget about chichi. Chichi isn't the nicest person.

i can only talk to him on disc

its why i love going to my moms now

hes the other reason i wanna move

so i cant rn fs cuase i only talk to him at my moms

Tell him to come on here. You'd be able to talk to him at school and stuff.

hes always busy nd texas is an hour behind

he wont get on during school

he pays attention to school during school

he dosent get on anything b4 school cause he usually works out i think

dude i stopped crying when i started talking about him

Charlie I am so so sorry but I have to go because of chores... I'm so sorry but i'll see you at school tomorrow if we have school, right?

im kinda giggly now from talking about him..