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Tickling an Octopus

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    Alright listen up, smartie. The joke is that octopuses have eight arms. So it takes ten tickles, get it? Because ten-tickles sounds like tentacles. You probably didn't get it because you're regarded as one of the least intelligent species on the planet. I am a bear of very little brain, and you make me feel smart.

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    • Do I want to ask why you chose one from 4 years ago? And fine I won't kill her

    i broke up w/ her bc i was scared she was gonna break up w/ me

    i wanted to marry her like we had planned

    nd move to canada as we planned

    I'm so sorry but why Canada?

    js run away tg find a perfect town survie w/o the bs the world puts us through

    that she dk if she wanna gives him

    she jumped onto him at the band concert like she never did me

    she never wrote me those notes

    she told me i didnt put any effort

    i was with her nd didnt like anyone else

    whenever i agev her gifts theres sm I didn't give her

    she didnt deserve anything less than perfect

    i think ima not keep conttact with pple form here

    She was being a fucking bitch and a player that thought she could get anything from you. She was with you just to be with somebody.

    she moved on cause she had to

    yk i dont even like landan anymore

    theres someoen in texas thats perfect for me that I'm happy to think about him happy for it all to talk to him i stay up hours but idek if i love him or just am shifting feelings

    i dont like chichi tbh i js wanna be with someone like rere again

    Charlie, if she loved you she wouldn't have moved on so damn quickly..

    serena is just she hides sm so hard to unfold

    Shemoved on cause i got w/ fletcher two days after

    she moved on because she had to

    I am so sorry I didn't mean to send that

    i fuck everything good up

    You don't fuck good things up

    you saw how much i loved her ik you did

    i want it back every night

    her talking abotu jameson the way she looks at him

    she never acted that way with me..

    hard to unfold but when you do

    Anonymous

    it hurts

    It's gonna hurt for a long time. But after a little bit it'll slowly stop hurting then you'll forget about the pain and find something so much better.

    i found someone so much better

    nd i would be single 4 years to wait for him

    he loves me nd is th enicest person ever

    even my brothers like him

    hes not like the uys ive dated that r inaporpite as hell

    Why do you have to wait 4 years?

    hes the person thats kept me aive

    he stopped that 100 smthin days b4 it happened

    nd yk i found a vape but drowned it

    im not gonna lose his trust

    i havent hurt myself or rarely have i wont km ever or do any drugs so i don't lose his trust

    You two should get together and just have an LDR. Forget about chichi. Chichi isn't the nicest person.

    i can only talk to him on disc

    its why i love going to my moms now

    hes the other reason i wanna move

    so i cant rn fs cuase i only talk to him at my moms

    Tell him to come on here. You'd be able to talk to him at school and stuff.

    idk if i love rere or him

    hes always busy nd texas is an hour behind

    he wont get on during school

    he pays attention to school during school

    he dosent get on anything b4 school cause he usually works out i think

    dude i stopped crying when i started talking about him

    Charlie I am so so sorry but I have to go because of chores... I'm so sorry but i'll see you at school tomorrow if we have school, right?

    im kinda giggly now from talking about him..

    Gummy Prairie Dog

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