Animal jokes
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
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What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
I have a big cock.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles.
"Ah, eagles," said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.