Animal jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
I dare you not to laugh
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You gonna poop someday.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup? A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
I'm a fat cow.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"