Animal jokes
The butt quack one.
What is an egg?
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Memes
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Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
You look as fat as a pig.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)