Animal jokes
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Stupid cow.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Memes
Meme:
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What is an egg?
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
The butt quack one.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
You look as fat as a pig.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.