Animal jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
*Side eye*
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.