In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Animal Jokes
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
