Animal jokes
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Memes
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.