Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Animal Jokes
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
