Animal jokes
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
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What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.