Animal jokes
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!