Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Memes
bro they got a better love story than me
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!