Animal jokes
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!