Animal jokes
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I like zebras.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
water puppy
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Bald Eagle.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.