A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
