Animal jokes
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
I like zebras.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
Bald Eagle.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O