What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I like zebras.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Bald Eagle.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
