Animal jokes
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
A baby seal walks into a club...
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The one by die.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.