Animal jokes
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The one by die.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
A baby seal walks into a club...
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.