Animal jokes
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The one by die.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂