Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Extinct Dinosaurs
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. Dinosaurs are extinct. "Extinct" means they no longer exist. Get it? They dead. And dead things can't clap because they're, well, DEAD! You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Raccoon
Funny I laughed for like 20min