Animal jokes
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
A baby seal walks into a club...
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Memes
When you overslept and can't find Noah
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.