Animal jokes
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Memes
😂 i live in a dream
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.