Animal jokes
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Memes
I like zebras.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Bald Eagle.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.