Animal jokes
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Memes
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
I like zebras.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.