Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! ππππππ
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great Οthon.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, hereβs your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! ππ
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What did the kangaroo π¦ bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
