Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Listen here, dummy, you probably thought the turkey just wanted to get to the other side. But no, it's a pun! Get it? Chicken, like the bird, and chicken, like being scared! It's comedy gold, if you had a brain, that is.
Aiden
XD
sonic is cool
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Gwen
I've heard one a little like that it goes: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Cuz he was a dirty double-crosser. But yours is pretty good too.
dev
Haha hialrious u liked the joke?
Gwen
Oops! I think I miss read it, for some reason I thought it said ''chicken'' NOT turkey.