Animal jokes
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
What is a cow?
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
A chicken is delicious.
The fucking cat!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.