Animal jokes
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁