Animal jokes
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!