Anatomy jokes
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...