Anatomy jokes
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.