Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Genealogist

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Penis

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

Penis

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Penis

A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》

《Why don't you speak to me?》

《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》

《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》

Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌

Crack

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

Cow

Why did the cow smell?

'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.

Tumor

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

Toilet Paper

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.

*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*

Will

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.