Anatomy jokes
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.