Anatomy jokes
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Your d*** size...
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."