Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Lick my nut.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.