Anatomy jokes
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.