Anatomy jokes
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Back bent.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.