Anatomy jokes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.