Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Anatomy Jokes
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
