Anatomy jokes
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!