Anatomy jokes
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Back bent.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)