Anatomy jokes
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
My balls.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Your d*** size...
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!