Anatomy jokes
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.