Anatomy jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Your d*** size...
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”