Anatomy jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Memes
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.