Anatomy jokes
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Back bent.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"