Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Anatomy Jokes
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Your d*** size...
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
