When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Suck my pp!
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Verga.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
