Anatomy jokes
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.