Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Anatomy Jokes
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
