Anatomy jokes
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...