Anatomy jokes
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!