Anatomy jokes
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Arms.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏