Anatomy jokes
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?