Anatomy jokes
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Back bent.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.