Anatomy jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.