Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
"Igma is my balls."
