Anatomy jokes
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.