Anatomy jokes
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Vagina?
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.