Anatomy jokes

I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.

Really bad penis joke.

Eat my butt.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

Got them!

Why are butts salty?

Because there buttered!

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

Vagina?

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

What do you call a skeleton's egg?

An egg-i-BONE!

What has no legs and a human body?

A human with no legs.

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Have you ever heard of the eye tear?

Me either.