Anatomy jokes
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
*funny joke about dicks*
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
I have nut cancer...
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What hangs low?
Balls.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!