What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Anatomy Jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
