Anatomy jokes
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
Travis has baby hands.
Penis.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
Really bad penis joke.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Eat my butt.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅