Anatomy jokes
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
My dick.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.