Anatomy jokes
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Memes
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
This joke is short... like your dick!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
My dick is longer than your life.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.