Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Anatomy Jokes
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
This joke is short... like your dick!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
My dick is longer than your life.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
