Anatomy jokes
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My dick.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.