Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Back bent.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Haha, balls hahaha!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
