Anatomy jokes
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
"Igma is my balls."
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
How do you know when you should tell a heterosexual woman to stop sucking your dick?
When there is blood coming out of your dick instead of sperm.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Penis.
Balls in your jaws.