Anatomy jokes
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Memes
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
This joke is short... like your dick!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
My dick is longer than your life.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?