Anatomy jokes
My dick.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Memes
balls /\ /\
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
This joke is short... like your dick!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.