Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Your d*** size...
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
