Anatomy jokes
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.