Anatomy jokes
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
OPOSSUM
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.