Anatomy jokes

What do big fat male cows have?

Moobs.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

What did one nut say to the other nut?

A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

What type of bees give milk?

Boob-bees.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

You don't need brains to be a Boss.

When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.

What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

A sexy female.

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

My dick while I'm doing it.