Anatomy jokes
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Daddy, where's my anus?
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Eat my butt.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
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Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Arms.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.