What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Anatomy Jokes
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
My dick.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
