Anatomy jokes
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Memes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Ass cream.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.