Anatomy jokes
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Ass cream.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why are nuts on boys?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.