Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Foot

    • When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

    Mom

    • Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

    Euphemism

    • Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"

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    • Penis

    • A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"

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    • Anatomy memes

    Female

    • What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?

    A sexy female.

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    • Tampon

    • Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

    So they don't whistle on the way down!

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