You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
