Anatomy jokes
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
This joke is short... like your dick!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
My dick is longer than your life.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.