Anatomy jokes
My dick is longer than your life.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Memes
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why are nuts on boys?
Ass cream.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. π ππ€£
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.