Anatomy jokes
This joke is short... like your dick!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
My dick is longer than your life.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.