I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
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Okay, so listen up, buttercup. The joke is playing on "crack". The author claims he was arrested for eating too much crack, meaning the drug. Then it turns out his sister shoved her *ahem* in his face. So technically he was staring at ass crack, get it? I know, it's pretty low-brow even for you. You know, 99% of your body fat is below your neck.