Anatomy jokes
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Your d*** size...
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.