Anatomy jokes
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.