Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Skeleton

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

Sex

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Swallow

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

Forehead

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Bone

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Heart

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

Skeleton

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

Skeleton

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

Air

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

Eye

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.