Anatomy jokes

My balls.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

Mine never stops.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

What is a skeleton's favorite food?

Ribs.

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

What do you call somebody with no nose?

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

Your d*** size...