Ass.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Weenis long.
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Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
My pee pee fell off.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Suck my pp!
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
