Anatomy jokes
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
What is a woman's name with one leg?
Eileen.
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.