Anatomy jokes
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.