Anatomy jokes
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What instrument can a skeleton never play? An organ.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
"Spell ICUP."
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Daddy, where's my anus?
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!