Anatomy jokes
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Your d*** size...
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.