Anatomy jokes
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Back bent.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.