What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
Anatomy Jokes
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
Back bent.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
