Anatomy jokes
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
kaka hole
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?