Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Anatomy Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Arms.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I suck my dick.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
