Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Lung story short... ahqhahahah!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
