Anatomy jokes
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Memes
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I suck my dick.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Arms.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.