Anatomy jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Penis and balls.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Boner.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅