Anatomy jokes
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.