Anatomy jokes
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Wanna see my pp again?
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Memes
bro instead of detos its meat toes
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Arms.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I suck my dick.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.