Anatomy jokes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Memes
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.