Anatomy jokes
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Toes for hoes.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.