Anatomy jokes
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Memes
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I suck my dick.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.