Anatomy jokes
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Big pp suck sook.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Memes
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.