Anatomy jokes
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
DO NOT LOOK AT THE IMAGES
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Big pp suck sook.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Ass cream.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Why are nuts on boys?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.