How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
