Anatomy jokes
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
Why are nuts on boys?
Memes
Big pp suck sook.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
pussi
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
"Spell ICUP."
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.