Anatomy jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Ass cream.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why are nuts on boys?
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Big pp suck sook.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?