Anatomy jokes
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
*funny joke about dicks*
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
A girl has small balls.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.