Anatomy jokes
Big pp suck sook.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Ass cream.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!