Anatomy jokes
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Nie cut G.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What is smegma name?
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.