Anatomy jokes

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It's an ARMadillo.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

So it didn't get its nuts wet.

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Jacob has a small penis.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

Because their feet smell!

Octopus, more like octopussy.

Saying balls go into pussy.

What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT. Oh wait, that’s always been there.

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx