Anatomy jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.