Anatomy jokes
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
I suck my dick.
Arms.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Toes for hoes.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.