Anatomy jokes

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

I suck my dick.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!

What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!

Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.

The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.

The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.

In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

So it didn't get its nuts wet.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.