What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
My dick is longer than your life.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
Why are nuts on boys
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
