Anatomy jokes
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
I suck my dick.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Memes
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Arms.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.