Anatomy jokes
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Arms.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.