Anatomy jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Memes
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?