Anatomy jokes

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!