Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Memes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.