I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, Iβve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. ππ
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
