Anatomy jokes
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
kaka hole
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.