Anatomy jokes
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Memes
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.