What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
Anatomy Jokes
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of childrenβs mouths.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Wanna see my pp again?
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
