Anatomy jokes
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.