Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
"Igma is my balls."
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Penis.