Anatomy jokes
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
You don't have any balls.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Balls.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.