Anatomy jokes
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.