Anatomy jokes
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
"Igma is my balls."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.