Anatomy jokes
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
"Igma is my balls."
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.