Anatomy jokes
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
"Igma is my balls."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.