Anatomy jokes
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
"Igma is my balls."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.