Why are skeletons so calm?
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Willies.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
