Anatomy jokes
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts!
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
