Anatomy jokes
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Butt hehe.