What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Up your butt with a coconut!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
