Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Willies.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. đ
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Up your butt with a coconut!
What do girls have that boys donât have? Bobbies.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friendâs sandwich.
Jane ate her friendâs colon.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.