Anatomy jokes
Why can’t Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Willies.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Up your butt with a coconut!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.