Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

Penis

The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.

The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.

Butt

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Butt

How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:

Butt

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

Uranus

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Colon

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.

Jane ate her friend’s colon.

Duck

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Penis

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.