Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
"Igma is my balls."