Anatomy jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Sonic Boom in my ass.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Why are skeletons so calm?
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.