Anatomy jokes
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What does your head come out of... your brain?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? š (Itās all about how you pronounce the end.)
Guys, donāt suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Why canāt Sally hang herself?
She does not have arms.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Penis.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Willies.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friendās sandwich.
Jane ate her friendās colon.