Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
Anatomy Jokes
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
