Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
The Elusive Eye Tear
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smartie pants. The joke is that the "eye tear" sounds like something that should be well-known, like a common phrase. But surprise, surprise, no one's ever heard of it, not even the one who brought it up! I bet you thought your eyes were just for seeing, huh? WRONG! They also cry, you dummy!