Anatomy jokes
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Really bad penis joke.
Eat my butt.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Vagina?
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?