Anatomy jokes
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Jugs!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.