Anatomy jokes
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
A girl has small balls.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Lick my nut.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!