Anatomy jokes
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Really bad penis joke.
Eat my butt.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Vagina?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What is smaller than my dick?
Nothing.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.