Anatomy jokes
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Vagina?
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.