Anatomy jokes
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.