Anatomy jokes
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.