Anatomy jokes
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Jugs!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!