Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This is dark. Basically, this dude had his junk stuck in a chicken, so he had to follow it across the road. You probably didn't know that chickens aren't into that kind of stuff, which is why it ran away. You are a silly goose.