Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
Anatomy Jokes
Penis.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
Really bad penis joke.
Eat my butt.
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Vagina?
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
