Anatomy jokes
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Butt cracks.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Suck my balls!
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.