Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
My name is Myria, my right nut.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."