Anatomy jokes
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
What do boy snowmen have that is different from snowgirls?
Snowballs.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Balls in your jaws.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.