Anatomy jokes
My pee pee fell off.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Suck my pp!
Penis and balls.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Balls in your jaws.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Ass.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
No. Eat my butt!
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.