Anatomy jokes
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Willies.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!