Anatomy jokes
My pee pee fell off.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Ass.
No. Eat my butt!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Suck my pp!
Penis and balls.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Balls in your jaws.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!