Anatomy jokes
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?" The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet." "Yeah, that's the one!"
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Travis has baby hands.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!