Anatomy jokes

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

Why did the butthole get angry?

So it could wipe every human, snipe.

What type of sound does your crack make?

Answer: Quack!

Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

What's long, white, and thick? My dick.

Do you like Mirah?

Mirah-t nuts.

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

My penis is tied in a knot.

Kasper has a tiny penis.

Nie cut G.

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!

What do you call a fruit's penis?

A percock.

Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.

My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!