Anatomy jokes
Balls in your jaws.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Ass.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Suck my pp!
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
Verga.