Anatomy jokes
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Suck my pp!
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
My penis.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Verga.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.