Anatomy jokes
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Poop and balls through the walls!
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Boobies!
Dick in my mouth.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Seriously, who wants dicks?