Anatomy jokes
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Kyle's penis is small.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
I have nut cancer...
What is a chode?
Your d*** size...