Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Clit
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.