Anatomy jokes
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why did the fire not burn the kid? Because it had no lips.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.