Anatomy jokes

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.

What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?

A skele-TON!

What did the skeleton say after dinner?

Bon appétit!

If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

10 dicks up your mom's ass!

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?

Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

Seriously, who wants dicks?

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?

Butt cracks.

What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."