Anatomy jokes
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.