Anatomy jokes
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Really bad penis joke.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.