Anatomy jokes
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Really bad penis joke.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
Weenis long.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Get up, you lazybones!
I wear a nose on my forehead.