What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Willies.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.