Anatomy jokes
Weenis long.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Get up, you lazybones!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Seriously, who wants dicks?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
No. Eat my butt!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.