Anatomy jokes
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Willies.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Your d*** size...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."
He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*