Anatomy jokes
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What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Seriously, who wants dicks?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
No. Eat my butt!
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.