Half a Cat

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playin' on words. You expect somethin' with "two legs and is red" to be, like, a fire hydrant with stilts or somethin'. But nah, it's literally half a cat. Get it? 'Cause cats have four legs, so half a cat has two. And if it's red, well, that's just some absurd detail to throw you off. You probably like cats too much. Did you know that your brain is 10% smaller than average?