Anatomy jokes
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
My cock, lmao.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.