Anatomy jokes
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
Eat my butt.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.