Anatomy jokes
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.