Anatomy jokes
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Penis and balls.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
My balls.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
I have nut cancer...
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.