Anatomy jokes
Suck my balls!
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"