You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Clit
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Big black ball sacks.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
