Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Jacob has a small penis
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
