Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Anatomy Jokes
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Big mummy milkers...
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My name is Myria, my right nut.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
