Anatomy

Anatomy jokes

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.

I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want—he can’t hear you.

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol