Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy.
I keep it in a jar on my desk.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Big mummy milkers...
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.