What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
